Bob's · Journal

It seems to me that the online world has gotten better then living in actual reality. Many people, myself included, spend hours apon hours online and not really care what is going on in the world around them. The computer is my place to hide, just sit here behind my screen and no one know what is going on. Talking to someone who is sitting right next to you so other people in the room don't know what is being said. Sometimes I wonder if doing all this has somehow ruined me from talking to the world. I work in a pizza parlor, and although I have always said that I will talk to anyone weather or not I think they are hot, and weather or not I think so. But the more that I hide behind this Dell, the harder it is for me to think about being with someone. Sometimes I wonder if the people that I am around is what makes it hard for me to have a real relationship. The last few that I have had have went downhill as soon as I started hanging out with my friends. Although the last one I was in, I did like him, and everything was going good, but I decided that it was best for both of us to not be together. But on the other hand I sit here and think that I am never going to find the one person that I am meant to be with. What if I am 21, stuck working for my dad in his pizza parlor, living with him, not having my high school diploma and just being disappointed for the rest of my life. There are things that I want to do with my life, but life itself is what is stopping me from doing it.I have made mistakes in my life, and I understand that I have to deal with the consequences, but some days, i just feel like crawling under a rock and never coming out.

Wow...so it has been about three years since I have been on this...my bad...to catch up on the least three years..hmm.Had a good run, glad its over and I am a new me. TaDa! Not really but ya know. Neways, I will try to be on more, cos if not, my sister MissGiter is going to cattle prod me I guess! Now if I can get the hang of this we will be good...

Okie so I maybe really freakin dumb. Point Blank. I think that I am losing my mind just a little bit. I am still around people that love to hurt me. My ex, for one BIG example. I swear it, he loves to think that I am just going to hold on to him forever, no matter what. He stayed with me last Tuesday night and then didnt even call for almost a week, and acts like nothing is wrong but yet he wants to get back together. I think that that is just a little bit messed up. Then he got mad at me b/c I have no money left on my check this week. Well I missed two days of work, what does he expect? Yeah so thats the bad thing. But other than that, I have good news and fun news!! Yeay!! Go me lol.
On Tuesday night, I had so much fun. My bestest friend Brittney, her boyfriend, and I all went and stayed in a hotel room and got drunk off our asses!!! It was the most fun that I have had in a really long time. Its sad though, I was drunk on Sat night, got drunk on Monday night, and was drunk on Tuesday night. Haha. I am turning back into an alcoholic. On Saturday I got drunk with my Uncle Chris, who is the leader of JWO Records, if you are reading this, you should check his myspace out, he has got a lot of good music, it is on my main page. But then I got drunk Monday night becsaue i was premixing our jello shots and drank some of the Malibu that went into them cos I was bored, and Malibu is the shit. So anyway, Brittney and I went to Spencers first, and I bought these three awsome Playboy shot glasses, they have the bunny on them and then they have a chick in a bunny outfit and say Playboy on the back. Then we went to Pricilla's cos we were bored and bought this drinking game called What the Fuck? The object of the game is one person asks all these questions, and the other player have to guess what the answer would be, whoever gets it wrong would have to take 1-3 drinks depending on the difficulty of the question. Then when her boyfriend got off work, we went to the hotel, and went swimming and sat in the hottub chillin out for a while, and then we got out and started drinking at like 5 or 5:30 and ordered a pizza, after Domino's tryed to jip our cheesy bread(just playing we really got it) we started palying this game. Brittney and I ended up pretty well trashed. Then we decided that we were going to go to the hot tub again, halfway drunk. Ok so more tahn halfway. So that was a pretty fun night. I think all in all, we had more than enough alcohol, b/c I still have some of it lol. We had a 5th of Malibu, a bottle of mudslide, 12 Smirnoff, 6 pack of beer, and 10 jello shots. Out of all of it, I had 3 Smirnoffs, 7 jello shots, 2 1/2 32 oz cups full of mudslide, oh yeah I forgot to mention, I was putting the Malibu in the mudslide. So I was 3 sheets to the wind, then we decided we were going to go get my tattoo (to see a pic so to my pics) on Wed. So we went up to Renssiler I think thats how you spell it, but we picked Brittneys boyfriend up from work and were at the shop from like 4:30 to 2 in the morning. But I didnt care, the tattoo artist, (Kevin)has a REALLY hott apprentance (Tommy) who Brittney and I sat around and talked to for like 3 or 4 hours, maybe more, and it was mainly me who was talking to him and Brittney told me I was shamelessly flirting, but I didnt care, he was the one who drew my tat for me, and it looks kick ass. I am happy. And I want to go back, to see him, and to get more, but gladly to see him lol.
The bad thing is is that I had to be at work at 11:30 yesterday, and I stayed with Stacey b/c it got to late to come home and I was dog tired, so I stayed there, and I had to get up at 9:30 and come to work, and then me n my cousin Kelli got a bright idea to put together an entertaiment center last night at 2 am and I had to be at work at 8 this morning. I didnt even go to bed b/c I wasnt tired, so I stayed there until 7 this morning came home took a shower and went to work until 1, came home passed out at like 2 and slept until 12 tonight, it is only 4:30 and I am going back to bed now so goodnight everybody!!

ok so i am bored as hell, just waitng for 7 oclock so I can go to work and i decided to write some stuff down. last night i got drunk off my ass and it was fun. i still have some to so its going to be even more fun b/c i am doing it again on tuesday. YAY me lol. Apie if you read this I have been trying to get ahold of you sorry I was at work last night when you called and I only got one break in 5 1/2 hours so Im srry.

> Marriage - Part I
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> Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
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> "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't
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> unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting,
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> fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and
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> (DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)
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> Marriage (Part II)
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> Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
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> The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
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> "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
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> Marriage (Part III)
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> Marriage (Part IV)
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> A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
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> Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment
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> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

13 Things PMS Stands For:
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!
....Or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks .. but Chocolate SINGS!!!

Wow, was today ever fun...NOT. So I had to work ALL DAMN DAY AGAIN, which just pissed me off. I am sick of my job. I wanna quit. Why does the world revolve around money, and if you dont have it your screwed! Work sucks...

All righty then peopskles, this is my first entry, not my sister. My name is Bob. Not Really, I am Ashley, I am MissGiters lil sis and she has been on me for about 2 weeks about having a LJ. So here it is. TADA!! Yay me, thus ends my first entry *bows* Shanks and to all goodnight